David Arquette's Mistress Speaks!

Here we go!

The Courteney Cox and David Arquette split has been one of the few Hollywood separations that truly shocked us. Not because they had problems, because every couple does, but because of the news that David had touched on with another woman so quick after the fact. We say what was yet more surprising than that was that this mistress didn't run out to the foremost source that would pay her to assure her face of the tale as shortly as the news broke.

Well, so often for that because Jasmine Waltz is start to yap.

In an exclusive interview with Life & Style, the waitress/model, explains how she first met David last September when he and a grouping of his friends showed up at Premiere nightclub, where she was working. David hadn't spoken to Jasmine for longer than a half hour before he told her he and Courteney had burst and confessed that he hadn't slept with anyone since the breaking up. Thus, the ball startingrolling_

Jasmine reveals that she thought David seemed "agitated and down" about the split, but that didn't stop him from coming second to the order two nights later so that he could pick her up to go to a party. Then, Jasmine says that they both got really drunk and ended up back at his place. She insists that it was his intention to stimulate sex with her all night. She adds:

"It wasn`t bad sex, but it wasn`t emotional. It was ready and painless. Nothing exciting. When we were done, he simply looked at me and said, `This is the start time I`ve felt like a man in a very long time.`"

Funny how infidelity makes one feel like a man. Why is that, exactly?

Jasmine continued and admitted they had sex again, but just after making sure David was true about splitting from Courteney. She reveals that he open up to her about separation, saying:

"I definitely got the notion that Courteney had made the determination to separate. David did not look like the one in command of the situation. Not at all."

Maybe if he had controlled some of his other urges, then he would have been. Just saying.

We doubt that this will be the end we learn from this girl, so organize yourselves. We only hope David didn't share anything too personal with this woman. Otherwise, we don't see him reconciling with Court anytime soon!